Thursday, October 01, 2009

I’m good for writing about wac scores and predicting victories. The wee small hours can be a bitch, I’ll tell ya. They’ll getcha. Grab ya by the cojones and jingle jangle all their merry way to Saskatchewan. Yeah, Saskatchewan. Spelled it right the first time and thought I was wrong. Had to clean up with the wrecking crew last night. Code name for not being hizzle fizzled in the crizzle. Promise no mas. Promeso in el nombre de diego Montoya.

I’m on a diet. It sucks, but I love it. I can feel it eating my stomach, like an animal. I’m feeding the animal only what it doesn’t want so it will eat the rest of me. The animal is the enemy and my friend is the friendly koala bear that lives in my throat.