Friday, January 19, 2007

My internet is running a bit slow today. I got yelled at vehemently over some bullshit this morning. Tomorrow I will watch the clippers attempt to fuck elvis at the staples center. I’m dipping into myspace and still wondering wtf the fuss is all about, but ok. Our daughter is apparently completely better from her cold slash chest contagion slash evil entity living in her lungs as she slept like 80 million hours and didn’t cough or wheeze one time. If I was a proponent of Allah (not that I’m an Opponent) I would have knelt on a rug facing whichever direction you’re supposed to for the aforementioned, yet additional, 80 million hours. The only problem with this is afterwards I’d be approximately 73 years old, one too many to qualify for astromedallion insurance and van halen lion jumping coverage, but que sera, etcetera.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Local News: Colt Brennan resists the money and phat titties and hoopla of the nfl and announces he's coming back for his senior year with the University of Hawaii Warriors.

click here for the tear jerking (for Colt, at least) press conference.

You just gotta love this, and not just because this guy's maybe the best at his position in the land and Hawaii's got him for one more year, but the just pure unadulterated joy on the kid's face. he did NOT want to go to the pros yet. he's having WAY too much fun being the UH QB, living in Hawaii, hanging out & being a college kid. At one point he mentions that coming to Hawaii has made him a better person, and he wants to continue with that. Gracias a Allah for reasons other than Do Ray Mi that someone decides to do something. not that money ain't shit, it is, but there's other shit, yadda yadda yadda, you know the drill.

now if Herman Frazier (UH's AD) can just find some teams, besides the regular WAC schedule and Eastern Washington (or whoever the fuck 1AA team they finnegled) to fill out the schedule, (probably more difficult now with this announcement; any team on the fence with thinking about coming to Hawaii just fell off thinking about coughing up 60 points in a no win situation in the middle of the Pacific) which alarmingly sits with 4 vacant spots still remaining.

tick tock.

Thought la nina was all better but a mild coughing fit in el medio del noche proved otherwise. Damn sicknesses, the way they lunge halfway out the door, daring you to consider them no longer an issue, and then they laughingly wedge their left foot back in the mail slot, knock down your favorite lamp, and laugh as they switch the channel from sports center to I love new york, but in seriosity, and this is that mucousy guy with the suitcase from the commercial.

In other news the clippers are sucking, but face a depleted (from the huge trade today) warriors roster tonite at staples, plus a favorable home stacked schedule the rest of the month, so we’ll see. At least Dunleavy Sr. can’t swing some jackassed trade for his overhyped kiddie, at least for the nonce. Salud.