Saturday, September 30, 2006
WAC week 5 NCAA picks are finally up on blogcritics. You may now notify your bookie that the world may continue to rotate on its axis. At least temporarily. You know, for at least one more day. I’m watching a tivo’d version of the Rutgers south florida game via espn2. don’t axe me why. I have no affiliation with either team, but I do have an affinity for football that’s not on Saturday or Sunday, it’s just like a treat, like a san Francisco treat that’s not rice or noodles or some other kind of apparatus of which you know whut I mean.
I was gonna say something deep and hidden within this post about random crapsterpiece kine shit, but, shit, who cares, nobody reads this shit anymore anyway anyhow, so eff it. But while I’m here I will say that I think that Cincinnati is the best team in the nfl right now, call me crazy, ok, no more sports crap.
Tuesday nite I get on an airplane headed to phoenix and then one headed to Colorado, to a small town that shall go unnamed, in case you’re trying to track me, because you know that like there are so many people on the innernet that are obsessed with me because this is the most popular blog, even though I hate the word blog, even though I incorporated it into the name of this blog, in the world, the most popular blog in the world that is, if you got confused by this run on sentence from hell. Salud.
Thursday, September 28, 2006
Kool Moe Dee interview
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
So back to my wife & kid on a plane. That’s a heavy planning stage type of dillio doing that for the first time. Did you know you can gate check your stroller & car seat? Fabulous. Whoah, the tv just did it again, said fabulous right after I typed it. Am I predicting what’s gonna happen in a straight up precognitory fashion or is it just that I’m catching a vibe off of what’s going on in the current programming and then jumping off of it, I mean, nothing original has been penned, aired, or even said out of one single person’s mouth since 1982, a magical year, the year that lion jumped out of the van halen t-shirt.
So, yup, my wife & kid are on a plane. Right now. Sigh shalom I miss them already. One week and I’ll be there with them, in, on, at, the plains of Colorado, after riding a plane, and then we’ll be together again. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I was and am extremely fond already, and I think they are too, well, I know, but, well, you know the story with that, or think you do, or don’t.
Am I the only one who wants to shoot those people that laugh way too much at the olive garden when they think about all the pasta and sauce and salad and bread sticks they could potentially stuff down their pretentious throats?
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
WAC football picks this weekend. Try & reschedule your plans around the party you will of course have to spontaneously have right now. Or right now. Or now. Ok in 5 minutes. I’ll wait. Basically if you'd listened to me, even though I'm only actually telling you about it now, but, you know, it was on the innernet, just not here, all the good it does you, well, you could've been a millionaire. why ain't I a millionaire? goddammit, just shut up. Oh yeah, I wrote some shit on the 22nd that I never posted. Nothing must go to waste. Here it is:
In other news (see below, or not, it doesn’t matter and is, in fact, ok) the completely different department called and they want their ocean back. Sigh shalom. Don’t talk about sports. People hate it. Except for the sports people, they love it, er, well, not really, sometimes, depending on how well you pontificate, which is usually, um, not the most, uh, impressive stature in regards to knowing what the hell you’re talking about.
ey yo. My weekly WAC football picks are up a day early cuz of the Nevada Northwestern game on ESPN today. (note from the editing staff: these are the same picks that are referenced in the first paragraph, above, yet this paragraph, well, except for this part in the parentheses, was inexplicably written before the segment above. The day early referred to was actually last Thursday, so a day early, for you, dear reader, knock knock, actually became 4 days late. Go figure. Did I mention I went 5-1 this weekend, counting the spreads, none of that pussy pick who wins quote unquote shit. I mean, what good does that do? so I know who wins for the sake of sport? puh-leeze. dough ray moi) So you have that. Enjoy. Or not. Be ambivalent then, effer. This shall go at the bottom of the post, if a post exists.