Thursday, October 24, 2002


i am number 1!!!

not nelly, not elvis, not the beatles, not the frikken beach boys and not madonna and sure as hell not led zeppelin or quiet riot, but damn that would not be inadvisable.

i am number ONE and have ultimate shit-talking rights and all associated privileges when it comes to the following topics:

fuck the rest oakland raiders t-shirt

elvis impersonator camel toe

i mean, what else do i goddamm frizokken need? whoa.

gyeah