Posted 5:13 PM by Alfred

Doesn't that pain face say it all? Joe Igber expresses with nary a word what golden bear nation is feeling this cold November eve. Not only did we get beat by the up-to-this-weekend-winless-in-conference Arizona MildCats, but the word came down from the NCAA that Cal's banishment from bowlville is officially officialized and deemed correctomundo JJ.

Which makes the Big Game all the bigger. This is our bowl game, Cal nation, and the scary thing is Stanford sucks ass this year, meaning they're heavily favored. Anybody that follows the Big Game and the history of the Stanfurd Axe and the greatest rivalry in not just college football but all of sports, followed by a close second Raider/Bronco hatred, should know that the team with the most ass-sucking qualities usually wins this game.

More on Big Game history later this week. You can pretty much bank on me ragging on John Elway, aka chump-o-rama Stanford QB aka Mr. "My last impression of my college football career before becoming a shlong-riding Bronco was seeing a mastadonian Golden Bear knock out a Cardinal Trombone player."

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