Posted 11:41 AM by Alfred

So whut's up party people? There was a football game last night, I don't know if any of you watched it. My Raiders stomped in a pretty simple and easy affair against the Denver Donkeys at Sellout Field or whatever the fuck it's called. After a four-game slide it was nice to have a gimme game. Gannon played like a champ, basically having as close to a perfect game as possible.

There were some people that doubted the mighty Raiders, most notably Bartley, who has already ate crow so I won't beat this thing too much to death, except to say that the Raiders are the mightiest team in the land and we're looking forward to the Donkeys coming to Oaktown so we can give them the same treatment in front of the Raider Nation.



The greatest receiver ever to play the game, Jerry Rice, had his 200th (and 201st) touchdown of his carreer, and Trace Armstrong had his 100th sack in the 500th edition of Monday Night Football. The clown shoes combo of Madden and rolling eye Joe weren't able to ruin the experience of watching the greatest show on turf roll over the Denver Bitches (sorry, Donkeys) like mollasses over a hot batch of cornbread. It was like Christmas at the orphanage. Touchdowns seemed to be getting passed out like religious pamphlets at a parade, that is if you were wearing the required uniform of silver and black.

Oh, and don't think I forgot about my Cal Bears, who went into Tempe, Arizona, aka Ham Fisted country, and pulled out a win over Arizona State. Now that was a good game, very close until the fourth quarter when Cal pulled ahead by basically doing it golden bear style. Whereas the Raiders rolled over an obviously inferior opponent, the Bears had to work for their win, which made the game pretty entertaining.

Don’t think I'm complaining about the Raider game, I mean, I love watching the Donkeys get stomped all over as much as the next guy, but sometimes it's nice to have like a challenge you know? Maybe the Broncos can hire like a better coach and quarterback so they're more ready for the next game. Maybe a girl-scout cookie fund raiser or something could scrounge up some money for some real players. I don't know. Anyway, fuck 'em.

So what else did I do this weekend? Hit up two first birthday parties on Saturday, baby luaus brudda, and they were pretty fun. Lots of peeps and Winnie the Pooh was in the heezy fa sheezy. Ono grinds at a phat barbeque at Kailua beach yesterday, saw Igby goes Down Saturday night (very, very good flick, highly recommended - like a modern day Catcher in the Rye type trip - Macaulay Culkin's little bro is quite the acTOR). Went gym, watched football, soaked in dope weather (kind of overcast, but we held off the rain until today - word) stoked my clippers won at Orlando, good vibes mon, good vibes, nice 3-day weekend action, hope yours was nice too. And to you Denver Donkey fans, hey don't hate the player, hate the game, see you in Oaktown bitches!

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