Posted 2:18 PM by Alfred

Yo Herb-

Progress continues on the project at an unabated yet constantly fluctuating basis. The original 23 have been whittled down to 5 dedicated and hardcore soldiers that will ensure the continued perpetration of the struggle.

We miss your inspirational words during weather endurance drills, especially on Tuesdays and Thursdays. As you know, ever since the hot boys informed us of this problem with the NOPD, our numbers of unanticipated arrests of personnel has fallen of drastically. Sgt. Strickerstan is quite happy with this development, which makes my days much easier.

The lack of morale for the coming trip to the grocery store has been a minor distraction and I have usually been able to get the troops ready with use of otter pops and wheat thins. So that’s worked out aiiiight. (I guess).

Times are definitely tense, however. Even Captain Treacher has indicated a certain degree of antsiness, and he is usually about as flappable as a tin can lined with titanium steel and reinforced with silly putty.

Long story short, we are doing well, but await your return to guide us in true spirit towards our ultimate goal of total consciousness.

Yours truly,

Keith Pennyworth

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