Posted 7:05 PM by Alfred

Dammit all, it’s like 5 minutes to tip-off of the ncaa championship game, and I’m stuck at work. 3pm for us folks here in Hawaii, which means unless your boss is a big college b-ball fan, you’re assed out. By the time I get home, they’ll be crowning the champs. There’s a replay at 8, but by that time I will have gone to the gym and seen the results on espn while I’m running the treadmill. If cal was playing I’d straight up quit my job if boss-man didn’t let me bail. Or at least take a vaycay day and screw him out of it later, you know, sneak in an extra day on the Europe trip this year, which I’ll do anyway. Well, hell, not screw him out of it, I deserve it, 2 weeks a year my ass, that ain’t gonna float the boat mr. “the man” trying to keep me down. Hellz naw.

Europa. This summer. Some peeps are saying don’t go, ya know, scared of terrorists, I say, one person’s war is another’s bargain basement airline sale, and you know I’m countin’ my duckets. Long beach.

Update: well I just was distracted with a bunch of “work” which I supposedly get “money” for and now the game has been going for 23 minutes. Fukn shit. But really who gives a fuck about Kansas and Syracuse, oh, the agony of those poor coaches, never won the big one, who really gives a rat’s ass anyway, they’re 10 million times more successful both career and money-wise then 99% of the coaching population and 99.9% of the general population so they can kiss my ass on principle.

I gotta check prices for Europe tickets which have been dropping on the internet but I should call a travel agent and price-check orbitz and travelocity and those other biznieyatches. You never know, conspiracy-theory. Plus, I gotta get some paperwork together, almost together, personal shit, on the dl, none of your concern, seriously.

Oh and yeah the comments are working again but the thing that says how many there are is out of commission, so like, even though it looks like there are no comments, there may be a shitload, like in the post below, where lots of people liked tone-dogger’s phat art piece. I'm pretty sure it was inspired at least partially by RobotCop from 1989. no, not RoboCop, RobotCop, which came out about the same time, but due to bad publicity, never really was as big as RoboCop. a damn shame, because the characterization was on point, seriously. see it was sheer genius, like instead of "Stop, or there will be... trouble," ROBOTcop would say "Desist, or there will be... an altercation." it was seriously original and geed up from the feet up. if you never heard of it ya better ask somebody. but not me, cuz hey, johnny cochran already got me my 2.5 million, werd?

Anyway,Tone-dogger in case you didn’t know already designed my banner and was best man at my wedding so partiality and non-objectivity aside, he’s a talented mofo and long beach would never dispute that so neither should you beyaznizitch. Tone-dogger’s for hire as a personal artist to the stars, but don’t even think about stepping, his fee is like 89 g’s, and that’s just for a consultation. (no seriously, it’s only 68 g’z, and he’s got a Wednesday discount cuz it used to be magic, for all you la raveheads – old skool)

I guess I should do more work, cuz I was reviewing my little paper that says like how much money you’ve made so far in the year, and I’m lagging with what I want to make, gotta kick it in gear like master fear. I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m big ballin (shabba) but on the rizzle I want to cop a grip that would like knock over Waimanalo’s own Musashimaru. And his cousin Kimo.

Fuck this blog, until yall start flowing me ciznash yall can eat my nizzadlizzles. Just kidding, I don’t want your cash, keep it and buy a new grill sucka. (Oh snap)

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