Thursday, April 24, 2003
Anybody got a goddamm problem with that is invited to dial my special hotline at 976-PHUK. You will be assisted by a blind otter named Waldo, who is a specialist in the realm of customer service and ophthalmology. If you get a voice mail, leave a message, dumbass.
It’s someone’s birthday today in the office, which means I will get to drink beer at lunch. Expect some possible drunken rambling later this afternoon.