Tuesday, April 01, 2003
blogs any more.
I shall not write about the la clippers any more.
I shall not vocalize the from-the-dead messages of the greatest guitar player of all time aka Randy Rhoads any more.
I shall no longer represent Glendale, Berkeley, and Kaneohe.
I shall never again split my consciousness into three disparate entities and write down their verbal sparrings for the consumption of you good folks.
I shall no longer shoot baskets in the warehouse at my work.
I will never again ride a motorcycle.
I will no longer listen to Kool Keith or the Chemical Brothers, and I will smash my Scarface CD.
I will set my neighbor’s dog on fire.
I will eat fish-head stew and give up drinking beer forever.
I will sit down for a pleasant dinner with Jesse Jackson and tell him what an inspiration he is.
I will urinate on a fire hydrant right in front of Honolulu Hale. (city hall)
I will take the Hose Monster off of my links list and replace him with the Drudge Report.
I will be leaving Hawaii and moving to Alabama.
I will announce my retirement from blogging tomorrow at oh nine-hundred hours.