Posted 4:15 PM by Alfred

This whole iraq thing has degenerated into a bunch of finger pointing now. VI day was dope, and it’s super krillsack to see all those people all stoked and hating sadaam. But on the other hand, why does the right media have to take this chance to wag their tales and stroke their combovers like roosters in a hen house. It’s rideecoolous if you ask me.

Fukn fox news are all “well walter cronkite said it was bad, so um, fuk him, he’s not a real American,” ok they didn’t exactly say that but gimme a break “fair and balanced” with the American flag waving proudly in the little digital effect on the top of the screen.

GodDAMN this shitBAG fuCKER from some company trying to pimp their ways to us KEEPS calling. Um if I’m not answering nobody’s home beYATCH, ok?? Fukn shite. That’s twice in a row, if he calls again, FUCK I’ll pick up and shit down his throat a verbal effigy.

So yeah, but it ain’t like cnn is much better. Well yeah they are, fox is pretty fukn amateur I think, so busy primping for the camera and bitching about the rest of the media. Why the need to brag now, let’s move forward and keep the discussion going. What would you rather, that there was no one to argue with about it? you’d shrivel up into a dried up old goat carcass and your ashes drifting across the serengetti, or maybe the Mojave, death valley, definitely. Not the Iraqi desert where the troops have been advancing, kicking ass, and taking names, and the british, you know whut? The british got our backs, they were like “whut” when it came time to call it showtime.

Cnn is pretty good, but they do go a little left, but fuk it’s better than “fair and balanced” and ya know that shit. Dude I don’t know whut the fuck I’m talking about.

As for sadaam going down, FUCK YEAH – fuck him. The people are dancing in the streets, think about it, this fuckbag has 80 fukn ornate castles, private helicopters, a luxury yacht, anything and everything he could ever hope to use, and he just copped it by fukin his own people in the ass every day all day every channel. Fuck him, and his statues everywhere. Now I know everyone’s saying “but what about the weapons of mass destruction, keith, haven’t seen any of those yet,” and I know that was the whole justification at least by un bullshit rules, but ya know whut, fuck the un, cuz we didn’t do it by their rules when we went in, why should it count now? Sadaam was a fukn shitbag fucker that wanted everything and sat on his people for 30 years. That’s a long ass time.

I just hope we do what’s right, whatever that is, in the continuing government of this area. I mean we can’t just ditch and leave, they’ll have a new whateverhisnameis next week, ok maybe next year, ok after a huge war, cuz there would be fukn CHAOS dawg. Fukn chaos. So we gotta help em set up something, and a little “oh what’s this?” you don’t mind if we hook up the hoses up to your oil tanks too, yeah this is all for the Iraqi people, but you know, the tythe dog. We BETTER take the tythe. Fuck that, we get some oil up in this bitch. I gotta drive my expedition 35 miles back and forth to work and the gym every day, and you know I needs to hit up the treadmill in my nikes made by 9 year old children making 5 cents an hour in Zimbabwe or chile, or even outer Mongolia.

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