Posted 2:33 PM by Alfred

From the private journal of john p. Farnsworth III, duke of Kalihi and outlying junctures

All names have been changed to protect the unprotected

7/15/03

Happy B’day S & M!

London – Beit Hall, Imperial College – whut a FuKen trip. Goodddamm. Paris metro to CDG & easyjet 1 hour late & hour bus from Luton + cab ride with very friendly but virtually undecipherable cab driver plus niiiice hot shower equals me laying on two beds pulled together & writing 2 you. – Mrs. P tried calling Sister A & fam but difficulties with public phone – will try again after grinding food! – So hungry – haven’t ate since breakfast. Well, we are here though – it’s like, whut, almost 7 PM? We’ve got all day Wed, Thu, & Fri, & leave on Saturday – 3 full days of jolly old fuckheadville – nah it’s Lunn-dunn-dunny – well Paris was sooooooooo dope. “goddamm the bigger the headache the bigger the pillin & when dealin with the Lench Mob you KNOW Steady Mobbin ain’t just the name of this jam but a way of life!” (jacked up cube lyrics – ed.) - Versailles (check) Sacre Cour (check) more latin quarter (check) more cafes & brewskis (check) good good times (check) paris rocks (check)

au vois dinner time locs

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