Posted 12:41 PM by Alfred

From the private journal of john p. Farnsworth III, duke of Kalihi and outlying junctures

All names have been changed to protect the unprotected

7/11/03

“Seven, 7-11, 7-11, 7 even back-doored little joe…” chilling in Paris! Woo-woo! Flew in yesterday – get in @ 10 AM Paris time after about a 24 hour journey – went out to dinner with Madame C & family last night – crashed out most of the afternoon before that – so today will be our 1st official day of being “tourists” – I’ll let you know how it goes – yup, I guess the knocks are maybe not so hard, lil journal o’ mine…

7/12/03

Wuddup, shot-calla. Well our first full day in Paris was PHAAAAT! Took metro to Arc de Triomphe – hiked up the stairs to the top for the amazing view, walked all the way down the Champs Elysee to the plaza Capital – wandered the Musee d’Orsay (incredible) – Vincent Van Gogh was a fukn genius – his blue self-portrait (painted the year before he died at only, like, 35 (?)) Superdope.

Got to see Notre Dame (outside only) & the outside of the Louvre – will probably go in today – people are telling me there’s some painting called the mona lisa (?) in there. Whatever. HA!

So anyway Par-ee is shweeeeet – we’re getting ready to head out for more sightseeing – maybe a boat ride down the Seine & a hike up the Eiffel tower – sure, why not? Aight book chook dook – keep it muthafucking gully – hear me? Peyaice!

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