Posted 2:00 PM by Alfred

Ah a picture really does speak a thousand words sometimes. Well, maybe, a 100. Look at the expression on the face of the kid with the Tim Brown jersey. He’s like, “um, ok, I always figgered that being a Raider fan in Cleveland would allow me to talk yang when the silver and black came to town, and now I gotta go into Mrs. Ferguson’s first period English class and get a boatload of shit over the sorry, sorry, pathetic state of raider nation in this day and age my brutha.”

Ok I extrapolated or interpolated or overemphasized one or more words or phrases in that thought process but you prolly get my drift.

Most disturbing statistic, at least to me, in Oakland’s 13-7 loss to the Browns: Rich Gannon 21 of 33 for 165 yards and 1 TD.

That looks like ok stats, yeah? Nothing to present the guy with like the key to the city or anything, but not embarrassing. There’s only one problem.

Gannon should be on the goddamm bench.

What the FUCK are you waiting for Bill Callahan? Do we have to be mathematically eliminated from playoff contention before you’ll take so-called drastic measures?

I’m not pinning this shit on Gannon. Those numbers would seem to indicate he may even be turning his sorry ass play around. No, I’m pinning it on you, coach. Gannon needs to ride the goddamm pine because quarterback is the most high-profile position on the team and the symbol of the offense and the whole squad in general and if you shake up that position you will demonstrate that you actually have a nutsack instead of like a little Al Davis controlled robot riding your taint and like using your pubes for a pair of reigns. The team will react, trust me. They will realize that, fuck it, Armageddon has hit, so they might as well play like they aren’t complete & total pussies.

You cowardly piece of shit. Stand up to the old man. Stand up to Gannon. Stand up to Oakland. What the FUCK are you waiting for? What the FUCK is it going to hurt? You just lost consecutive games to the Bears (the fucking BEARS) and the Browns. Put Tuiasosopo in there, show everybody that nobody’s position is safe, give the media a major mindfuck, jostle the team out of its malaise, give a young kid the chance to run that offense, old and creaky as it may be, and see whut the fuck happens.

Cuz it can’t be worse than what’s happening now. The Raiders are the laughing stock of the league. You need to take the most extreme of steps to wake these fucking old grandpas out of their fuckn jock itch infested self-induced hypnoses. Bench their leader and shake that locker room the fuck up.

And Bill, c’mon, be realistic, you’ll be lucky to make it through the season unless you do something totally unexpected and off the fucking wall. Like bench your starting quarterback who also happens to be the reigning MVP of the league.

Fuck him & fuck you.

Go Raiders.

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