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Thursday, October 02, 2003
berkeleyjoe: babooz
muscle6868: DUDE! muscle6868: i got your back on that site muscle6868: I repped muscle6868: fo sheez my neez off da heez berkeleyjoe: oh did you see where i went off? muscle6868: fo sheez berkeleyjoe: on the hawaii thing berkeleyjoe: fukn bitch berkeleyjoe: fuck her muscle6868: yup muscle6868: luckiest muscle6868: guy muscle6868: ever berkeleyjoe: how berkeleyjoe: did you see the comment on the hawaii post? berkeleyjoe: i'm not really mad at that church chick berkeleyjoe: i'm just messing with her berkeleyjoe: this BEYATCH berkeleyjoe: is in the comments on the 10 hawaii things post talking yang muscle6868: i saw muscle6868: and i commented berkeleyjoe: hahahahaha berkeleyjoe: there it is berkeleyjoe: it wasn't there a minute ago berkeleyjoe: fuck yeah berkeleyjoe: best answer possible berkeleyjoe: i present to you the golden butt-nugget muscle6868: YAY! muscle6868: is that good berkeleyjoe: it's the highest honor for a commenter berkeleyjoe: it's like the equivalent to the medal of honor berkeleyjoe: argh FUUUUUUUCKK that bitch berkeleyjoe: i never get pissed at comments berkeleyjoe: but that got me sooo pissed berkeleyjoe: fuck her muscle6868: dont let it muscle6868: youre a cult icon now berkeleyjoe: what berkeleyjoe: ever berkeleyjoe: cult icon my ass berkeleyjoe: i'm just some stupid joker berkeleyjoe: i mean, don't take that as self-pity berkeleyjoe: but, ah, whatever muscle6868: i hear ya berkeleyjoe: right on muscle6868: you should make a whole entry of cuss words berkeleyjoe: haha berkeleyjoe: fuck yeah berkeleyjoe: some guy did that once... muscle6868: and hawaii muscle6868: just all myths about hawaii berkeleyjoe: ah i don't know jack shit about that though berkeleyjoe: fuk her and her history book berkeleyjoe: fuckn bitch muscle6868: say like muscle6868: I was playign my ukelele muscle6868: eating some pineapple muscle6868: after surfing berkeleyjoe: hahahahaa berkeleyjoe: hahha muscle6868: and we roasted a pig berkeleyjoe: lol muscle6868: and used some idols muscle6868: to cast bad spells on white men berkeleyjoe: and then gave this little kid this idol... berkeleyjoe: oh yeah you said that muscle6868: haha berkeleyjoe: oh fuck berkeleyjoe: funny berkeleyjoe: thx dude berkeleyjoe: i feel better now muscle6868: my pleasure muscle6868: and also muscle6868: mention how you hang out with tom sellenck muscle6868: selleck* muscle6868: and Dan-o berkeleyjoe: yeah i always say book em berkeleyjoe: cuz the white man don't have time for the paperwork berkeleyjoe: i know half whut that broad is saying is on some racial shit berkeleyjoe: ah whatevs muscle6868: yup berkeleyjoe: so whut the fuk is up with you muscle6868: nada muscle6868: same ol shit berkeleyjoe: was that offensive to say that white man paperwork remark muscle6868: not at all muscle6868: white men do hate it berkeleyjoe: haahahaha berkeleyjoe: fuk that's all i do berkeleyjoe: i am white by the way muscle6868: im not berkeleyjoe: haole = white ass muscle6868: by the way berkeleyjoe: yah you're mexican yeah? muscle6868: and i hate mowing lawns muscle6868: go figure berkeleyjoe: whut? berkeleyjoe: no way muscle6868: i know berkeleyjoe: that's impossible muscle6868: and i dont sell oranges muscle6868: i think the world is gonna implode berkeleyjoe: do you at least wait out in front of 7-11 for random jobs? berkeleyjoe: have you seen the seinfeld berkeleyjoe: where that guy is married to a jewish chick berkeleyjoe: so he starts making all these jewish jokes to jerry? berkeleyjoe: like a dentist or something muscle6868: yes berkeleyjoe: and then jerry talks shit about dentists muscle6868: classic muscle6868: he converts for the jokes berkeleyjoe: and is called anti-dentite berkeleyjoe: hahahaha muscle6868: I lik when he has porno mags in there muscle6868: and it becomes adults only berkeleyjoe: whut? the dentist office? berkeleyjoe: in that episode? muscle6868: no muscle6868: diff one muscle6868: same guy berkeleyjoe: no way berkeleyjoe: i don't remember that berkeleyjoe: damn you muscle6868: sorry berkeleyjoe: damn berkeleyjoe: magneto is just going off berkeleyjoe: new x-men berkeleyjoe: he knocked out everybody destroyed every bridge into mannhattan basically wreaking havoc muscle6868: bastard muscle6868: i hate him berkeleyjoe: like hardcore berkeleyjoe: mass human murder goin on berkeleyjoe: inetersting how the x-men berkeleyjoe: originally berkeleyjoe: was all a metaphor for like racial harmony muscle6868: yup berkeleyjoe: like the whole mutant/human thing berkeleyjoe: yet for the first whatever 20 years of the comic berkeleyjoe: it's all white people muscle6868: ALL berkeleyjoe: i mean in the 60's berkeleyjoe: there were a lot of other races in the US berkeleyjoe: not until like storm and that sunfire guy muscle6868: like 3 others berkeleyjoe: like in the 80s berkeleyjoe: wait, late 70's? berkeleyjoe: 70's berkeleyjoe: you'd think berkeleyjoe: they would have put a little more color in t here berkeleyjoe: based on the whole underlying meaning of the book berkeleyjoe: fuck how is rush limbaugh? berkeleyjoe: what a fukn dumbass muscle6868: hey, it happens berkeleyjoe: i don't even think whut he said was that bad berkeleyjoe: just berkeleyjoe: stupid! berkeleyjoe: i mean, retarded muscle6868: not at all muscle6868: i think it was fine muscle6868: and the day a white man cant make an opinion is sad berkeleyjoe: yeah totally berkeleyjoe: i agree berkeleyjoe: but he was way off base muscle6868: unfortunately, south park got it right berkeleyjoe: to say mcnabb is just getting props cuz of his race berkeleyjoe: is retarded berkeleyjoe: the guy's good muscle6868: hes def black, too berkeleyjoe: but whatever berkeleyjoe: it's just fuking stupid berkeleyjoe: i hate that guy just cuz he's so bout the cash berkeleyjoe: all he gives a fuck about is stirring shit up for his ratings berkeleyjoe: it's so one-sided politics berkeleyjoe: not even glancing at the other side of the coin berkeleyjoe: bah berkeleyjoe: what do you mean by south park muscle6868: what, are you stealing my bahs now? berkeleyjoe: what? you want copyright on that too berkeleyjoe: greedy fuck muscle6868: nah muscle6868: thats ok muscle6868: south park muscle6868: they were supposed to make an anti-hate flag muscle6868: so they made a flag of white stick figures hanging a black stick figure muscle6868: so, everyone was calling the kids racists muscle6868: blah blah muscle6868: and at the end, the kids say, "You know, all we see is some people hanging another PERSON. We didn't care what the color was. It's YOU people who are making it racist." berkeleyjoe: ha berkeleyjoe: i think i remember that now berkeleyjoe: or something like it berkeleyjoe: kids are the best muscle6868: its like, if i say mcnabb sucks, its racist muscle6868: but if no one wouldbring it up, there'd be no problem berkeleyjoe: but that's not what he said muscle6868: theyre trying to find racism muscle6868: no, i know muscle6868: im just saying berkeleyjoe: but they definitely did twist his words around berkeleyjoe: it was a dumb thing to say, but he had a potential point berkeleyjoe: although i don't think in my opinion it applies to mcnabb berkeleyjoe: but he knew what the fuck he was doing muscle6868: kordell berkeleyjoe: he was being fukn limbaugh, stirring hte pot berkeleyjoe: oh shit, kordell muscle6868: he sucks berkeleyjoe: i heard today he's a homo muscle6868: but still has a job muscle6868: YES! muscle6868: i believe it berkeleyjoe: this guy from ny berkeleyjoe: told me his friends dad or some shit is a cop berkeleyjoe: and busted him in pittsburgh in a parked car fully blowing some dude berkeleyjoe: granted this is like 4th hand story muscle6868: YES! muscle6868: although muscle6868: that upsets me muscle6868: he's kordell muscle6868: he should be getting head berkeleyjoe: hahaha berkeleyjoe: naw, he think he's more of a catcher than a pitcher muscle6868: i se muscle6868: e berkeleyjoe: the funniest is that old eddie murphy bit about buttfucking berkeleyjoe: iwth t he celebrities muscle6868: haha berkeleyjoe: the honeymooners guys berkeleyjoe: mr. t berkeleyjoe: "and don't come to early or I'll squeeze my butt cheeks together, rip your dick off" berkeleyjoe: it has all the tough guys playing catcher berkeleyjoe: i always thought that was the funniest part muscle6868: hahahaha berkeleyjoe: this conversation has some kinda classic shit in it muscle6868: i think so muscle6868: one of those copy paste things berkeleyjoe: i'm almost thining post it muscle6868: oooh muscle6868: thats pretty hardcore right there berkeleyjoe: haha berkeleyjoe: yeah berkeleyjoe: it might be overboard muscle6868: if you do, let me add muscle6868: hey, the jurk storr called, and said that they ocean called there looking for you, but you were at the dentist muscle6868: i took a message berkeleyjoe: thanks, i really appreciate it berkeleyjoe: i was expecting a call from them actually berkeleyjoe: fuck i gotta call off my dinner reservations now though muscle6868: im sorry berkeleyjoe: its cool muscle6868: the ocean fucks everything up muscle68 |