Thursday, October 02, 2003


berkeleyjoe: babooz
muscle6868: DUDE!
muscle6868: i got your back on that site
muscle6868: I repped
muscle6868: fo sheez my neez off da heez
berkeleyjoe: oh did you see where i went off?
muscle6868: fo sheez
berkeleyjoe: on the hawaii thing
berkeleyjoe: fukn bitch
berkeleyjoe: fuck her
muscle6868: yup
muscle6868: luckiest
muscle6868: guy
muscle6868: ever
berkeleyjoe: how
berkeleyjoe: did you see the comment on the hawaii post?
berkeleyjoe: i'm not really mad at that church chick
berkeleyjoe: i'm just messing with her
berkeleyjoe: this BEYATCH
berkeleyjoe: is in the comments on the 10 hawaii things post talking yang
muscle6868: i saw
muscle6868: and i commented
berkeleyjoe: hahahahaha
berkeleyjoe: there it is
berkeleyjoe: it wasn't there a minute ago
berkeleyjoe: fuck yeah
berkeleyjoe: best answer possible
berkeleyjoe: i present to you the golden butt-nugget
muscle6868: YAY!
muscle6868: is that good
berkeleyjoe: it's the highest honor for a commenter
berkeleyjoe: it's like the equivalent to the medal of honor
berkeleyjoe: argh FUUUUUUUCKK that bitch
berkeleyjoe: i never get pissed at comments
berkeleyjoe: but that got me sooo pissed
berkeleyjoe: fuck her
muscle6868: dont let it
muscle6868: youre a cult icon now
berkeleyjoe: what
berkeleyjoe: ever
berkeleyjoe: cult icon my ass
berkeleyjoe: i'm just some stupid joker
berkeleyjoe: i mean, don't take that as self-pity
berkeleyjoe: but, ah, whatever
muscle6868: i hear ya
berkeleyjoe: right on
muscle6868: you should make a whole entry of cuss words
berkeleyjoe: haha
berkeleyjoe: fuck yeah
berkeleyjoe: some guy did that once...
muscle6868: and hawaii
muscle6868: just all myths about hawaii
berkeleyjoe: ah i don't know jack shit about that though
berkeleyjoe: fuk her and her history book
berkeleyjoe: fuckn bitch
muscle6868: say like
muscle6868: I was playign my ukelele
muscle6868: eating some pineapple
muscle6868: after surfing
berkeleyjoe: hahahahaa
berkeleyjoe: hahha
muscle6868: and we roasted a pig
berkeleyjoe: lol
muscle6868: and used some idols
muscle6868: to cast bad spells on white men
berkeleyjoe: and then gave this little kid this idol...
berkeleyjoe: oh yeah you said that
muscle6868: haha
berkeleyjoe: oh fuck
berkeleyjoe: funny
berkeleyjoe: thx dude
berkeleyjoe: i feel better now
muscle6868: my pleasure
muscle6868: and also
muscle6868: mention how you hang out with tom sellenck
muscle6868: selleck*
muscle6868: and Dan-o
berkeleyjoe: yeah i always say book em
berkeleyjoe: cuz the white man don't have time for the paperwork
berkeleyjoe: i know half whut that broad is saying is on some racial shit
berkeleyjoe: ah whatevs
muscle6868: yup
berkeleyjoe: so whut the fuk is up with you
muscle6868: nada
muscle6868: same ol shit
berkeleyjoe: was that offensive to say that white man paperwork remark
muscle6868: not at all
muscle6868: white men do hate it
berkeleyjoe: haahahaha
berkeleyjoe: fuk that's all i do
berkeleyjoe: i am white by the way
muscle6868: im not
berkeleyjoe: haole = white ass
muscle6868: by the way
berkeleyjoe: yah you're mexican yeah?
muscle6868: and i hate mowing lawns
muscle6868: go figure
berkeleyjoe: whut?
berkeleyjoe: no way
muscle6868: i know
berkeleyjoe: that's impossible
muscle6868: and i dont sell oranges
muscle6868: i think the world is gonna implode
berkeleyjoe: do you at least wait out in front of 7-11 for random jobs?
berkeleyjoe: have you seen the seinfeld
berkeleyjoe: where that guy is married to a jewish chick
berkeleyjoe: so he starts making all these jewish jokes to jerry?
berkeleyjoe: like a dentist or something
muscle6868: yes
berkeleyjoe: and then jerry talks shit about dentists
muscle6868: classic
muscle6868: he converts for the jokes
berkeleyjoe: and is called anti-dentite
berkeleyjoe: hahahaha
muscle6868: I lik when he has porno mags in there
muscle6868: and it becomes adults only
berkeleyjoe: whut? the dentist office?
berkeleyjoe: in that episode?
muscle6868: no
muscle6868: diff one
muscle6868: same guy
berkeleyjoe: no way
berkeleyjoe: i don't remember that
berkeleyjoe: damn you
muscle6868: sorry
berkeleyjoe: damn
berkeleyjoe: magneto is just going off
berkeleyjoe: new x-men
berkeleyjoe: he knocked out everybody destroyed every bridge into mannhattan basically wreaking havoc
muscle6868: bastard
muscle6868: i hate him
berkeleyjoe: like hardcore
berkeleyjoe: mass human murder goin on
berkeleyjoe: inetersting how the x-men
berkeleyjoe: originally
berkeleyjoe: was all a metaphor for like racial harmony
muscle6868: yup
berkeleyjoe: like the whole mutant/human thing
berkeleyjoe: yet for the first whatever 20 years of the comic
berkeleyjoe: it's all white people
muscle6868: ALL
berkeleyjoe: i mean in the 60's
berkeleyjoe: there were a lot of other races in the US
berkeleyjoe: not until like storm and that sunfire guy
muscle6868: like 3 others
berkeleyjoe: like in the 80s
berkeleyjoe: wait, late 70's?
berkeleyjoe: 70's
berkeleyjoe: you'd think
berkeleyjoe: they would have put a little more color in t here
berkeleyjoe: based on the whole underlying meaning of the book
berkeleyjoe: fuck how is rush limbaugh?
berkeleyjoe: what a fukn dumbass
muscle6868: hey, it happens
berkeleyjoe: i don't even think whut he said was that bad
berkeleyjoe: just
berkeleyjoe: stupid!
berkeleyjoe: i mean, retarded
muscle6868: not at all
muscle6868: i think it was fine
muscle6868: and the day a white man cant make an opinion is sad
berkeleyjoe: yeah totally
berkeleyjoe: i agree
berkeleyjoe: but he was way off base
muscle6868: unfortunately, south park got it right
berkeleyjoe: to say mcnabb is just getting props cuz of his race
berkeleyjoe: is retarded
berkeleyjoe: the guy's good
muscle6868: hes def black, too
berkeleyjoe: but whatever
berkeleyjoe: it's just fuking stupid
berkeleyjoe: i hate that guy just cuz he's so bout the cash
berkeleyjoe: all he gives a fuck about is stirring shit up for his ratings
berkeleyjoe: it's so one-sided politics
berkeleyjoe: not even glancing at the other side of the coin
berkeleyjoe: bah
berkeleyjoe: what do you mean by south park
muscle6868: what, are you stealing my bahs now?
berkeleyjoe: what? you want copyright on that too
berkeleyjoe: greedy fuck
muscle6868: nah
muscle6868: thats ok
muscle6868: south park
muscle6868: they were supposed to make an anti-hate flag
muscle6868: so they made a flag of white stick figures hanging a black stick figure
muscle6868: so, everyone was calling the kids racists
muscle6868: blah blah
muscle6868: and at the end, the kids say, "You know, all we see is some people hanging another PERSON. We didn't care what the color was. It's YOU people who are making it racist."
berkeleyjoe: ha
berkeleyjoe: i think i remember that now
berkeleyjoe: or something like it
berkeleyjoe: kids are the best
muscle6868: its like, if i say mcnabb sucks, its racist
muscle6868: but if no one wouldbring it up, there'd be no problem
berkeleyjoe: but that's not what he said
muscle6868: theyre trying to find racism
muscle6868: no, i know
muscle6868: im just saying
berkeleyjoe: but they definitely did twist his words around
berkeleyjoe: it was a dumb thing to say, but he had a potential point
berkeleyjoe: although i don't think in my opinion it applies to mcnabb
berkeleyjoe: but he knew what the fuck he was doing
muscle6868: kordell
berkeleyjoe: he was being fukn limbaugh, stirring hte pot
berkeleyjoe: oh shit, kordell
muscle6868: he sucks
berkeleyjoe: i heard today he's a homo
muscle6868: but still has a job
muscle6868: YES!
muscle6868: i believe it
berkeleyjoe: this guy from ny
berkeleyjoe: told me his friends dad or some shit is a cop
berkeleyjoe: and busted him in pittsburgh in a parked car fully blowing some dude
berkeleyjoe: granted this is like 4th hand story
muscle6868: YES!
muscle6868: although
muscle6868: that upsets me
muscle6868: he's kordell
muscle6868: he should be getting head
berkeleyjoe: hahaha
berkeleyjoe: naw, he think he's more of a catcher than a pitcher
muscle6868: i se
muscle6868: e
berkeleyjoe: the funniest is that old eddie murphy bit about buttfucking
berkeleyjoe: iwth t he celebrities
muscle6868: haha
berkeleyjoe: the honeymooners guys
berkeleyjoe: mr. t
berkeleyjoe: "and don't come to early or I'll squeeze my butt cheeks together, rip your dick off"
berkeleyjoe: it has all the tough guys playing catcher
berkeleyjoe: i always thought that was the funniest part
muscle6868: hahahaha
berkeleyjoe: this conversation has some kinda classic shit in it
muscle6868: i think so
muscle6868: one of those copy paste things
berkeleyjoe: i'm almost thining post it
muscle6868: oooh
muscle6868: thats pretty hardcore right there
berkeleyjoe: haha
berkeleyjoe: yeah
berkeleyjoe: it might be overboard
muscle6868: if you do, let me add
muscle6868: hey, the jurk storr called, and said that they ocean called there looking for you, but you were at the dentist
muscle6868: i took a message
berkeleyjoe: thanks, i really appreciate it
berkeleyjoe: i was expecting a call from them actually
berkeleyjoe: fuck i gotta call off my dinner reservations now though
muscle6868: im sorry
berkeleyjoe: its cool
muscle6868: the ocean fucks everything up

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