Posted 12:51 PM by Alfred

I got shit on my mind.

I just ain’t found it yet.

So yah chillin at werk, werkin.

Rock steady Freddie.



Um, so yeah, besides being rock steady Freddie there’s not a whole hell of a lot going on.

Oh yeah the president was here yesterday. Here on the island, not here in my office. He hung out at an elementary school and talked story with the kids and then the local republican contingent put on a $1,000 a plate dinner for him wherein they raised $800,000 for his reelection campaign. And Linda Lingle hung out with him everywhere, our new republican governor who is unfortunately finding out that you can’t get shit done with the democratic congress and that’s how it will probably always be, but oh yes they’re counting all their pennies very carefully these days.

On 102.7 the bomb this am they had like this magic moment, where they were actually funny. One guy was pretending to be the president, like talking about how he could cover himself from snipers in between Lingle’s manly pecs and his wife’s big chin. And then this other guy comes in in a Don Ho voice and just kills it. total some slurred out local pidgin speak just ragging on the prez, telling him go home haole and take your freaky looking wife with you, she needs to stop getting plastic surgery you’re starting to look like the joker over there. Just strait long beach style wreckin the stage. And then the other guy’s laughing so hard and he’s like brudda you should do don ho voice all morning, do all the news in don ho voice, and some other guy is like, nah you can’t do that, we gotta get it rollin and then this guy does a really bad samoan elvis impersonator impression and it’s so bad they actually play like crickets sounding, as in the sound guy just had to throw his two cents in. and it was hilarious, I was slapping my knee I’m telling you.

And then they blew it by reading some ludacris lyrics like they were poetry like a masterpiece theatre take off or some shit, and it sucked ass.

Good job morning zoo bomb whatever you guys do, cuz you had that lightning in a bottle, if for only one brief moment, and yes it flickered away, but now you know it’s out there for you, and you can harness that knowledge, use it to further the causes of mankind. Or make fun of shit.

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