Friday, October 24, 2003




wuddup i'm chillin out drankin skees.

if the jurk storr calls i am so not here.

the first thing you have to remember is the last thing you can recall. so sayeth tupac shakur's aunt gertle. while she was smackin my bitch ass half way across the kitchen. cuz tupac's cousin gion was like a 2nd cousin on his mother's side and the auntie lived there too and i use to sleep over and hang out & watch father guido sarducci videos on betamax and if i tried to sneak like a little extra syrup for my hotcakes it was like ass smackin central up in there.

wait. not the way you're thinking. the other way, no not that one either, yah, wait, ok, yeah, that one.

seriously. jurk storr. extra credit assignment bring me a yak's left antler and a bottle full of gun powder and like a match and i'll think of some fucked up shit to do with it. meet me in yonkers at the corner of um, that corner with the diner and the liquor store on it, you know the one, the one, that um, that guy told me about, i ain't actually been there or shit, i'm just letting you know that despite that it's the spot where the shit's gonna go down.

so you gotta come up in there with like 80 bags of cash, strait runnin up off the side of the road by the train tracks and droppin dollas on my ass and i'll have yer custom tapes, you know, the bocci ball episodes. yeah those, now just be there and don't fuck this shit up.

seriously dude, i got mad shit riding on this. strait up & down. mahalo.