Posted 2:46 AM by Alfred

Clips win! well, won. the game was yesterday actually, but you know, what with daylight savings time, even though we don't change the clocks here, and like sunspots and like that whole lawn sprinkler dillio that went down over on 8th avenue, i mean, sorry, don't get all pissed, but i'm just getting to the task of reporting this matter to you now.

Nuff said.

Well, okay, almost nuff. Now that the first one’s outta the way, we can get on with the business of bringing the first nba championship to LA. Well, um, ok, not the first to the actual city of LA, but the first brought to you by what should be known as the first team of the greater los angeles area but instead is treated like a bunch of inbred hooligans because of the ineptitude and penny pinching ness of the greediest owner and most inebriated on all the wrong substances owner in all of sports Mr. Donald Sterling.

But I won’t go into that. Instead I will just relish this victory. Clippers are 1-2, and those 2 losses came in Japan, and we all know that basketball games played outside the united states don’t really count. Well, they do, but I like to think that they don’t, at least in this instance. Sue me. Gracias. Aloha.

Clippers.

oh and holy shit, we ate the BEST korean barbeque tonite. seriously. kiawe bbq, king street across from stadium park. holy shiznit. i shall testify that the kal-bi was not just off the hook, it was like literally ripped free and smashed into the corner, and associates have filed heartfelt reports as to the chronicness of the chicken and the lamb. the kimchee, to die for, so fresh, so perfectly spiced, so, what is that jene se kwah i am looking for? it is unknown and vagarious to a degree i cannot quantify it. simply know, i wept, and they were tears of joy, i laughed, and it was guffaws of victory, i ate until full, and it was good. oh yes, it was good.

Oh & the jurk storr called but it was neo. He’s got some like jesus complex going on and what with that devil slash yang guy that insists on calling him Mr. Anderson even though, you know, he’s so past that now, well anyway he was gonna come over for dinner, but wouldn’t you know it bowling league got cancelled that night putting forth a very intense and stupefying chain of events which ultimately culminated in me hitting publish and sliding over to the couch to watch sports center.

Did I mention the clippers won? Sleep tight contingent.

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