Posted 4:40 PM by Alfred

flight was pretty important.

100 years of flight. By ernest p. frankenwhiler. Esquire. The third.

But think about that, just a 100 years in the history of the universe.

You want to know how old the universe is? Do you really? Can you handle the truth? I wonder.

Think of the history of the universe as a calendar. January 1st is the moment of the big bang, when the universe was formed. The last millillillisecond of December 31st is right now. Ya dig.

So, um, the first EVER even sign of man in any way shape or form would not have been until like at 9 PM on December 31st. that was like when the first most cragged out something or other got up on two legs and didn't like jump in a tree at the first opportunity. WAY before cro magnon, oh that would have been a big improvement, truss, the og dayz, anyway...

Got off track. So at like 11:58 at night is like um, when jesus was alive. And the dinosaurs was like, um, in October? Can't remember. The milky way wasn't even around until like February. I mean seriously, you gotta think about it in retrospect like that with relation to how amazingly far we have come in just less than a blip in the grand scheme, a milliblip, mos def, and it's just something that we gotta live with but try not to forget, cuz just 115 years ago some really old skool guy was still like thinking he had to ride in a boat over across the lake to visit aunt ethel.

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