Posted 3:18 PM by Alfred

hey there everybody wuss crackin. i wasn't gonna post anything, but i was in here checking the radiator for leaking anti freeze and decided that you know, why not, i got a spare 8.3 minutes and i mean, time is money but it is the holiday season and all and what with all those dwarves bringing over the godiva chocolates last night i'm in a good mood so there ya go.

enjoy.

uh, yah, this is it.

hope you weren't expecting more.

i would tell you about the clippers and how they beat the sixers last nite but that's for another forum. oh wait, i already did. dammitt. well consider this a special edition.

oh and cal beat VA tech yesterday in the insight bowl. very famous bowl. i mean, if you won the insight bowl you can be sure that you sold out and shilled merchandise indirectly for only the finest of corporate whores.

i would throw in some last line that wrapped everything up really nicely with some vague nonsensical yet poetic phrase or set of words but, well, it's my day off and, in all honesty, my manager is getting a little upset lately that we're too fit for mass consumption up here in the skunkworks, so take that grain of salt for what it's worth, which is no less or more than 3 astro medallions.

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