Posted 12:34 PM by Alfred

This would have been a SICK concert to be at.

Def Leppard is the greatest rock band ever. Sorry to any who disagree. But you’re wrong. Don’t look at X. don’t look at Euphoria. Look, but only briefly, at Hysteria. Completely ignore Adrenalize.

I know that’s a lot to ask, exception, etcetera, in light of my lofty claim, but bear with me.

Listen to High n Dry. Then listen to Pyromania. Then tell my you’re not feelin that shit. Then feel the weight of my fists crushing your sternum. I can disarm you in 83 ways from this position. 5 kill, 8 maim, 4 will have you never walking again, and 28 really really really hurt. Yah I stole that from frank miller. Sue me.

Kind of all over the place. Forgive me. So just to review. Kool keith is the greatest rapper ever. Def Leppard are the greatest rockers ever.

But Brandon is still the best.

Heebie heebie heebie.

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