Posted 3:26 AM by Alfred

Um, just a quick little whatever before I delve into Ian Fleming-ville. Yah, so, like, Britney apparently got married or some shit like that. Well good for her. And even better, she got married to George Costanza. Word to officer bird. I didn’t really believe it until I went to tony’s and he’s got a link to the actual marriage certificate as well as like a wherewithal accusation-ville to the whole triple dub as to why they’re not reporting on that shit.

But, um, I saw it on my evening news, so, um, word is out. Apparently.

Yah, so, um, aquaman, not the dee-jay, and not the super hero, but actually, the cup, methinks from McDonalds circa the 70’s, is filled with crown royal and talking to me. It’s saying drink me. I am a polite gentleman thus I oblige. You’re welcome.

Yadda yadda yadda. Jurk storr. Lots of stupid crap. Etcetera and all that extra kine shit.

I went swimming in the ocean today. Good stuff. Kailua beach. While Mrs. P & I were chilling out on said shoreline, sis called and told me all about the delivery of her baby and all that good stuff. I am officially an uncle. Congratulate me at your leisure. Or don’t. still it’s fantastic news, and I want to sing it from the rafters, like that gay monty python guy but minus the homoeroticism. Ya dig? Ya better. In any event, congrats sis, much love from the islands. Yuppity duppity.

Um, uh, so, yeah, I was doing handstands under water and not to get all cool james on you, but I was doing it well, na mean? important shit. Yup.

Well tha jurk storr called and apparently it’s time to bid you aloha. So, um, aloha.

And to quote the infamous muscle68, word. Oh and by the way, he had a really, really, infamous audblog with bastitch, aka the pinoy perpendicular parralalagram, the other day. Due to my fame, I was mentioned. Believe that shit.

Did I mention I’m famous? Yeah, like, Pringles backup dancer-esque. Seriously. Freak that shit.

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