Posted 7:20 PM by Alfred

hold up I’mma read the sports page.

Did I mention my computer’s all fucked up raight hurrr? Fukn some casino bullshit snuck up in my secret memory and it’s like some dogshit fake ie toolbar installed and it’s small kine pissing me off.

But whatevs, they’ll replace this shit in the next year prolly sounds like. Um, tmi incorporated.

Ya so, shit, um, lemme read this shit, dig? Shizzle.

Hmmm, ok, well, it’s been read. So, umm, shit, interest rates are a pain in the ass aren’t they? Why can’t they just like stay low all the time? At least until it’s economically feasible from my perspective that they be high, and then could they like shoot up at the appropriate time? Gracias.

So, yah, I don’t know, there’s like, so much shit going on and so little shit at the same time, there must be something funky with the space time continuum or some shit like that.

I’ll keep you posted.

Yah, so, still here, just realized I’m like ultra-professional when I have to be. Seriously, you prolly think I’m joking, but it’s oh so true, in fact, I can documentate it.

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