Posted 6:15 PM by Alfred

ok, now you may be thinking, did the jurk storr just call or whut? What’s this fool doing back again already with more funky medicine from some headhunter’s whatevayahwant.

Look at the picture and know. I ain’t makin’ no political statement. Ok, I am. But nothing that ain’t already been said is being said will be being said in this moment and 85 million others.

Yah, bush, you fucked up. Vietnam part II. Or 3, or 4, depending on how many people knew about slash categorized it or whutever. Ok that didn’t make any sense.

But serially, um, ok, you still going with that date? Cuz shit is fucked over there son. Fucked hard up miss crabapple’s ass. Dagnabbit.

Ok lemme get some werk done for a minnitt for chrissake.

Tony says I should read the bible and just skip the begat begat begat joe john jinglemeyer Schmidt part. Don’t know if I can. May try. Lots to read first. But, hmmm, the good book does have staying power. Like that old time dr. something or other.

Hmmm, that’s not part of the thought strategy. But the thought sink is the best blog in the negasphere. Take it from me I took two called my doctor in the morning and that itchy rash is historyville.

Well, if you must know, yes, I did buy it at Ross. Bullshit. No I didn’t. neiman marcus all the way playah. Fuck fuckn ross on friends for being like, “oh, I don’t wanna just be remembered as ross,” little fucking bitch, what you’d rather be remembered as, the no talent hack that slurped on the teat of pop culture for 85 astromedallions and ended up getting splooged out the wrong end of the porn industry at age 53, tired, bored and cold, looking for a job that would pay a canister of smack and a nice dry martini flavored with the latest literature by ian fleming.

That’s right, bitches, I said literature. And latest. He wrote one more. And I’m gonna find it. and not the way you think neither. It may really exist and I’m gonna discover it and give it full credit and specifically make a law that they can’t make a movie out of it and then at the last second right before I die I’m gonna give them the rights, all payable to mr. fleming’s ancestors, and it’ll be the best movie ever except the one based on the master thesis.

Knock on wood.

and i know i didnt follow through on my political diatribe or whatever that i went on. i did it on purpose. it makes it more sophisticated. like that chick in the public enemy song.

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