Posted 6:42 PM by Alfred

ok something really quick off the dome while I got a spare few seconds of inactivity to squander on asinine remarks better reserved for the back of the bar by the bathroom and the dartboards, the section with the really nice view of the harbor, you know, the live river kine kine thing and no I didn’t use kine twice in a row on accident know, and shit, well I did write no like know right there totally on accident which most likely means that I’m a genius in the guise of a friendly front lawn gnome with a corn cobb pipe jollily smoking away on some kind of curds and whey type substance but actually it’s just a harmless bubbler. You know, like the kind that rabbits and little kids use, to make bubbles, you hear me? Bubbles! Just like bubbles the monkey, and no, he wasn’t a rhesus monkey, he was a real boy, a real live boy, a boy that no one who had any balls in any way shape or form would ever try to propogate against and imply that any word of it was a lie, cuz none of it wasn’t, not one damn word, Theodore.

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