Posted 6:45 PM by Alfred

Ok, um, I like it, you know, really, or, well, at least, I did the first 33,333 times I heard it, but that D12 “my band” song is starting to grate. Not as in it’s great, but as in grating on my nerves. And so is every goddamm motherfucking outkast song playing on the radio right now, which is every one. And that video with the grease kids and the almost gay pimp guy gets the chick in the end, it’s like, hmmm, makes me want to buy that outkast double album and then makes me want to start a protest movement against it at the same time. Please: moratorium on “heyaahh” or whatever and “my band” or whatever and most especially “right thurrr” and “tipsy” and that other song with usher and ludacris and lil jon where luda talks about something’s “ridiculous” like, it’s just bugging me.

I was watching mtv spring break yesterday, and there was this contest dillio, with 4 people, and it was paulie shore (is he EVER going away? I mean, really, shit, staying power or what? This guy was fucking savannah for Chrissake, and she’s been in the ground, whut, ten years? And homey’s still prolly fucking porn stars), um, Trishelle, from real world Vegas, and um, that girl from my big fat obnoxious fiancee, and then there was this other guy, this really skinny guy with afro’d out hair and glasses, and I could not for the fucking life of me figure out who the fuck he was. Is he famous? Or was he just the scrub they put in with the semi-stars? Please anyone that has any information on this matter, your advice would be most heartfully appreciated. Don’t let the fact that heartfully is not a word dissuade you from the action of your assistance in this urgent matter. Oh by the way I’m gonna be wiring you 800 million dollars from some tyrant’s secret account, but in order to clear the waters you just gotta e-mail me like 83 astro medallions, which I know is a fair amount, but I mean, shit, momar quadaffy did a lot for you and your cousin that one year, remember? So give generously.

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