Posted 5:42 PM by Alfred

can you see yourself? I mean, really, really, see the real you with the real fake sandwich? No, no, seriously, nonverbatim exercises today, just for the three of you here on this fine (insert day of week here, preferable Tuesday or Thursday, since you’re gonna have to stay in the house) day. I’m so glad all of you could make it cuz um the, shit, no jurk storr, thou shalt not be let out of said cage on this, fuck, day! damn, what’s another word for day? serially.

Ok, I was gonna get serious. This bizness in iraq with like we torture them and they saw some guy’s head off and shit, people are watching that on the internet, and, you know? I can’t watch it. I won’t. and I can watch like gnarly gnars kine shit of all way shapes and forms, but I’m queasy about seeing the actual death of another human being on video like that, it’s like, shit, it’s like, heavy shit. but i'm the first in line to watch the fake shit, but it's knowing that it's fake, you know it's not real, and shit, i don't know. i'm not propogating on anybody that did watch it either, shit, watch it, fuck, i don't know. fuck, this is heavy shit. i mean shit, you can watch chicks make pancakes in their ass but you can't watch this? i mean, c'mon, and you know what it's from? it's from the united states policy of allowing all images of violence but none of sex, i mean, janet's fucking NIPPLE flopped out and everyone is pissing their motherfucking panties all over the place, but, shit, we see a guy's fucking head chopped off, and yah, it's front page news, but fuck, you're not seeing it on fuckn, shit, i don't know, all that bullshit crapvision. because it's a downer. you know, like fukn entertainment tonite or some shit like that, but they'll jerk off all day over janet's tittie, the point being, janet's tittie was not a downer, so why the big fukn fuss? and the news channel's, they're like "we're not gonna show this, cuz it's pretty graphic..." like they had a choice? did anyone see this on their television? it's like, that they would even consider it? but theyd never consider showing janet's tittie! it's like "well, we can show her getting her head chopped off with her tittie hanging out, but we'll have to wobble the screen over the tittie, just right over the nipple, yeah, just that part" and not that that's how these people really talk, but shit, maybe it is??

anyway, back to my snuff movie psychological special, remember that movie 8 MM with Nick Cage? and he has to find this guy that made this “snuff” film, but it’s a real snuff film, ie someone is really getting killed in it. and in the course of going through this investigation, he has to get very involved in like the underground world of hardcore fucked up porn, like illegal crazy shit, like people with masks on and tape all over their fingers, it’s like, and still, it’s all fake shit, it’s all just acted out, but that real shit, it’s super rare out there. And there’s people out looking for it, there’s enough of a market that it’s out there for, shit, whatever twisted fuck wants to look at it for his jollies.

But think about it, a real snuff film, not just that fake shit that prolly all of them are, fuck, this is fucking with my head. Ok, no it’s not, but anyway, yeah it is, but I can handle, feel free to go somewhere else if you can’t, and don’t get me wrong, I don’t begrudge you of it. oh, but anyway. Ok. The point. The point is: a real drawn out and brutal killing is on the internet for all to see. And I started wondering to myself in my twisted little mind, you know there are people like getting their jollies off to this shit, and it’s just so fucked up. are there? there prolly are. fuck. anyway, and all this shit about what we did to them and what they did to us and the attitudes of either side, and are we any better with our leaders saying “tsk tsk” and “damn, we’ll get to the bottom of this” when they prolly don’t give a flying FUCK about it, you know they’re like dammitt, those stupid fucks, torture their asses but don’t take your dumbfuck pictures while you’re doing it. whereas the arabs, they're like "yeah, we killed this guy" and they dance in the street, and they don't act all contrite and shit, but fuck, where was I? oh yeah, um, so but really? what pisses you off more, as an american, that they sawed this guy's head off? or about the iraqi prisoners? cuz that's mad fucked up shit, too. shit, you gotta read N8's take on this one.

Anyway, rant over, rant begun, rant half way through, definition of it, is it even a rant, I mean, hmmm, this part is the most rantish actually and it’s not really talking about anything. Fuck, I don’t know if I made a point anywhere in there and prolly least of all the spot where I said I actually was, shit, such a bold faced lie. Whatever. No, maybe not, maybe it’s true, maybe I did conjure up some kind of relevant idea beyond the stroke of just throwing rocks at wounds and dregging up bullshit that is on everyone’s mind right now anyway, but, riddle me this batman? How long till we pull out of this motherfucker? How many weeks, months, years, you laugh now, but I don’t see us completely out of there in a year, I could be wrong, and you know what though, as fucked up as it is, we fucking did it, so we gotta clean it up, or we are the strait up most skanless motherfuckers in the galaxy, and if my twisted up fucked up logic can lead me in that direction think what the rest of the world that’s sitting underneath our bootheel of justice is thinking about it? counting down the neoseconds to, fuck, I don’t know what, but it’s probably something bad fucking ass.

Bah! I don’t know what the fuck that was and I don’t know what the fuck this is, but I got shit on my mind, rickie, and I gots the wherewithalls and the aspirin cabinets to back that shit up all the way to long beach. hoebags.

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