Posted 4:54 PM by Alfred

just a teeny weenie itsy bitsy bit o’ shit about Poughkeepsie, doing time with mel Blanc’s caddie, doctor normie, you know the one, that mad butler whippin bastard son of a fallen broken skullish horse of a mane’s mein vein. Ok, no, yes, no, shit, no, yeah, whut, you know? Shit, that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

So, uh, yeup, hmmm, new word, yeup, ye best be up on your scribaries of paper chasin, son, if you expect to be advanced to the next level of Brandon-ness with a minimal amount of lack of expediency.

Now that is that which should never have been ordained, not that it was, I mean, by any authoritative entity like keeping regulations regulated, but, in a way, it was, by me, but who am I? What right do I have to ordain anything in any way shape or form? I’m no demigod, not even a faithful servant, although I try to walk the semi-righteous path, but how dare I, a human faced with his own humanity, even sum up half the cojones to even come up with such a mad scheme as actually uttering that utterance. It’s unfounded, unnecessary, irregardless, and completely tantamount to everything this cased is NOT supposed to be about. So on to new business.

It’s funny how discerning I can be of that which is witchitawed in way shape form styles up in that which should not be mentioned but yet at the same time how completely haphazard can be the customization schedule by which half the artistic plagues are enacted, and if you understand half of that please drop me a line to explain it to me.

By that which of you that thought I would say that it would be greatly appreciated, thank you and yes it is, but that isn’t what I wanted to impart, what I wanted to get across is, just think about it, if moses spread the great red sea and little jack frost spreads his peanut butter and little kids everywhere spread all kinds of germs on every populace from here to Nantucket, think of the almost herculanean odds which might bring about you to have any of the number of items that catalog themselves through your medulla oblongata with alarming regularity.

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