Posted 4:23 PM by Alfred

yo yo, whutsup whutsup, fuck bush, fuck bush, go Canada, yah this guy had to come beat logan’s ass but he couldn’t, and then the jurk storr called and said, what’ll ya have with that champ? And he said, well, I’ll let the jurk storr decide that weedle dee dee and if you please don’t ever bring it up again. Or else you’ll be one dead bitch, with half the attitude of a 2x4.

Ok, no, don’t do it, phew, avoided certain failure on the 3rd parameter. Yup it means jack shit central has finally entered the house to make their views on interplanetary travel known and understood by the masses.

Speaking of which, have you seen the new beasties video? It’s pretty good. Uh, whut was I saying? Oh yeah, that I don’t have to quantify, the ethereal levels of the kine stuff whut I’m thinking about, at least not to you or any crew of lawyers you may have waiting outside just to wrestle me to the ground and handcuff me and take me into jail and throw me in a cell with a drunk named earnest, and then, earnestly, I’ll have to deal in massive quantities of cigarettes just to avoid getting beefed with swizzle stick Johnson, and then, oh, shit, did you see that Johnson family movie? Ok, funny parts, funny parts, pretty stupid parts, and some even dumber shit, but you were coasting, it was a good nite at the movies, especially the dollar movies at restaurant row so like, you’re chilling, it’s all good, your with your girl on a Wednesday nite, safe from getting hornswaggled by Johnny law, and then, they throw in this movie, this just offensive to all that should have always been kept holy, the worst scene ever, of which two sides of the family at the family reunion that has been the destination point of the whole movie, then proceed to do the worst song, well, ok, it wasn’t that the song was THAT wack, but more that why did they have to do it? and it was just the absolute worst moment ever in cinematic history in which bow wow, no longer lil, apparently, is rapping and beyonce’s sister is singing, and Vanessa Williams is vamping and cedric the entertainer is… uh, yeah. So, I’m outta here, it’s been a time.

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