dr. doooom's answering machine

Yo. I’m wasting a bunch of time looking for comic book pictures for the ultimate important task of accompanying some dogshit post I haven’t even written yet, and YES mr. Gates I believe dogshit is a word, go ahead and underline it, you can’t damper my shine yo.

So, yah, I’ve got a gmail account now. It’s jurkstorr@gmail.com, so if you could please send me an e-mail to it so I could try it out and shit, that would be excellent. I promise I'll answer you, and it's not just because i'm such a giving person, it's partially due to the selfish motives of wanting to see its streaming dialogue or whatever feature. bleh. uh, yah, ok, edit over. I wasn’t gonna even bother with it (gmail) but then I started seeing here & there people auctioning those mofos off and like doing contests or whatever and that gmail invites are being sold on e-bay and shit and that clinched it for me, if other people consider it valuable to that degree I might as well check it out, and uh, well, at this point I have nothing to say on the subject of its quality or whatever, I’ll reserve that judgment I guess. Reservation for 83, please, and I’d like a table by your finest ferns. Gracias.

So yah, fuck, I don’t know whut to say really, lots of retarded shit floating through my mental as usual. Reading the time mag article on ronnie ray-gun, and, well, I still aint gonna call him evil incarnate but I’m not running out and buying his commemerative bumper sticker neither, so you can let that lead you to whatever opinion of my politics of that which you will. Homey had an effect. Before him, we were, how do you say? Fucked up. No guts no glory. Just a bunch of poon doggers hanging our heads in our onion dip. Ok I am officially done with that topic. Yeah he was super ignorant of some stuff and he laughed at bob hope’s fucked up aids joke about the statue of liberty, but fuck, listen to fresh prince & dj jazzy jeff’s first album sometime. “all y’all out there that got AIDS, be quiet,” am I the only one that remembers that? Ok and yah, that was ray-gun’s fault maybe for trivializing it, and poisoning society's views, but, hey it was the common perception and ronnie ray was the common man, I mean, shit, he was the gipper! and can one man be that powerful, does one man's lack of speech on a topic therefore make him responsible for a nation full of homophobes and non-caring individuals? a point could be made either way and prolly has been made all ways. FUCK, stop editing this shit keith, you are done, it is 11:06, and the dishes are NOT done, this ain't black belt jones, you can't just shoot them. Yah, but fuck ronnie. serially though, i know my logic line is fucked up, but i'm not trying to like justify inequitudes vis a vis calling out will smith and trying to compare, even though i am, if you could see in my head, maybe it would all make sense, fuck, would be nice if someone could sort it out. what's your hourly rate? i gotta couch and everything, and like notepads you could draw on while you pretend to listen to me. think about it. anyway, edit #2 over.

FUCK. Enuff iz enuff iz enuff I can’t go on I can’t go on I can’t go on! Yah that’s from an old eddie Murphy tape but he stole it from someone else prolly. Remember that skit where he pretends it’s Richard simmons meets buckwheat? Yah, that was the ticket. Fuck, getting all kines 80’s flashbacks now. i remember i used to have to take my OG tape recorder deep into the woods when we'd go camping so i could listen to eddie murphy and my mom not hear all those f-words. it was like liberating in that i was breaking the law. ok not the law, but, like, bounds of decency. ok edit #3 over, and no more notating them either, that's just juvenile and that other adjective meaning shitty.

Ok it’s 10 to 11 which means I gotta do some dishes and figure out some food shit and hit the mufuckin hay and somewhere in there read some magazine bullshit and like, maybe, fuck, I dunno, flip around channels or like peep a dvd prisoner episode. Yah, you know how we do it. Dom perignon is required up in this piece. Believe that. And yes I am the ultimate in political correspondence talk radio. Aloha.