Thursday, August 26, 2004

i love that we use the most asian of banks possible for my work. it's called East West Bank, and i have never had a smooth trans action there.

firstly, i'm always doing something that looks shady to begin with... aka cashing a 3,000-4,000 check and asking for it in 5's and 10's.

just cuz i look like a skeeve, and just kuz i have a italian last name, and mostly cuz who needs 4 grand in 5's and 10's? well shit, ling dong wing kung fu.

hey wu tang, or whatever your name is... just go into the damn vault and harvest me some small change, and don't be yabbering in some language i cant understand, cuz i KNOW your talking shit. i would be.

anyways, my point is that there's this big fat blonde bitch at the torrance branch who always recognizes me, so i go there. and today, it was ALMOST a smooth transaction.

i just wonder how you say, "fuckin whiteboy" in chinese... cuz i KNWO i heards it.