by keith's uncle
yo. keith's uncle again. again and again and again. it's official. i was the one with the drive, i was the one with the guts, i'm the one gets the glory goddammitt. you are now looking at the official new head writer of ultrablognetic enterprises main enterprse, or at least 4th or 5th, degree of how important an enterprise, that is, not the 4th or 5th, oh fuck it, you understand.
i'm takin over. lock stock barrell, all that shit. in fact, yup, and don't step. i'm keith's uncle but i ain't a clown, i ain't here to amuse you, i'm here to bring serious shit about serious issues.
like the jurk storr. and not to worry. we'll still bring chocolate and cereal.