Thursday, September 02, 2004

Beans and rice is hella fukn nice.

Take a pencil and insert it into a sharpener and it gets sharp. Take a, um, wee willie winkie escalade, and insert it into a, uh, flattener, and, fuck, that’s just stupid.

The really lame thing is there are people like bastitch that type out these incredibly eloquent ponderances on race relations, humanity, the economy, the motivations of individuals and ourselves as an overall society, and, I mean, dog asses like moi that just type until their fingers bleed, none of yielding any quantifiable yield, are not, like, uh, kicked off the internet.

It’s really quite a deep statement on, uh, klingon mating rituals, if you think about it.