Tuesday, September 14, 2004

PS: I am in no way shape or form advocating physical violence.

As far as figurative ie metaphorical violence on the other hand, well, hey, go nuts.

Like, imagine beating up your, uh, refrigerator, relish smashing that relish, catch up on beating down your catsup. Uh, thrash your corn beef hash?

But only in your mind. Maybe if you get it out of your system in the astral plane you’ll be that much further down the road to becoming a productive and heartfeltingly (dictionary please) gratifying member of our fine society.

Kudos on a potential job well done!