Posted 5:52 PM by Alfred

Howdy boys & girls. Well, Halloween was the typical non entity that it always seems to be for me, no fault lying with anyone besides mine own humble self. For some reason, even though I'm like "oh, halloween's coming up" and then I'm like "ooh, I'mma dress up this year and have a whole dillio," of "let's go out & party & get bizzy with izzy and etcetera acres" yet the reality always dawns like an undead soldier down with his own struggle, and the end all of the be all existentially comes into play with me chillin like a villain and waiting for trick or treaters that never come & sippin on an ice cold bourbon, and you know whut? You ain't gonna hear a single solitary complaint from this department, cuz at least for this year, and how downtown Julie brown ie goodie mob steelo it was kickin it like chicken with my homegirl mrs. P, it was like a prism existing within an octagonal diode of massively crystallized energy, but making the equivalent of 83 billion astromedallions of karma points with the simple act of lounging like a lizard, especially in light of the never dormant fact that we finally got around to trimming that tree whut was hanging over into the neighbor's yard. Ya heard?

In other news, this is a fascinating article on how in the world ever Gwen Stacy could possibly do the wild thing with the green goblin. It just seems inconceivable, unbelievable, and any other number of words that Kramer's lawyer from Seinfeld could come up with. You get my drift, I'm sure. Imagine your greatest enemy boning down on your main girl and then throw in addition to the pot you never got to hit it and then he comes in with the coup de grace and kills her after she secretly goes to Europe and has his bastard children, AND later they come after you thinking you're their dad & that you like ditched them and fucked their whole lives up and screwed over their mom. It might make you a little bummed out. But then you could go crawl around on a wall and swing on a web and spider sense out if there was like a really giant bottle of booze in the vicinity so that might vindicate matters slightly. Not much, though, I'd think.

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