Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Howdies. Well I’ll be in cali this weekend for an uber fast visit. I’mma set up a booth outside of Graumman’s Chinese and sell my autograph for five bucks a pop if you wanna come by. I’ll be in a sequined purple jumpsuit with the words “fairy bastard” emblazoned in illegal white neon paint across my back. This doesn’t necessarily mean anything, per se, it’s just to throw off my pursuers, you know, the Andoran mafia.

edge of insomnia